Okay guys! I promised you a giveaway when I figured out what to do, so here it is!
First there are some rules:
1. You must be following me. (Sorry, but this is a reward for my followers)
2. You must reblog.
3. You must be comfy with giving me your address.
4. I will pay for all shipping…
(by Walt Jabsco)
this is still the best thing on the internet
i swear i didn’t mean to block you, i thought the little hand was a high-five button
Aging - you’re doing it right.
“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”
also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope
the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him
but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high
and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair
what a badass
It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job
He was like the Renaissance Robert Pattinson
i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit
Guys, I think I know how to solve the nation’s debt problem
Reblog if you’ve ever watched a tv show or movie because of one specific actor in it.
this gif is literally perfect for the movie womb